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Danwing of the Ages

Once I had a muffin
It was my best friend
We had steamy sex in the oven
But beilive me that muffin was baked

Once I had a shoe
It was a better friend than you
We liked to eat ice cream
But I like girls.

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On Monday November 7th, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1751) writes:

Still one killer write..ohh and I just saw that I quoted a fav TOOL song

On Tuesday July 26th, 2005, braindead_poet (577) writes:

i had sex with an ice-cream cookie once......

On Tuesday July 26th, 2005, Lydia Jade (781) writes:

ha!!, thats why your so spiffy....oh jeez, pure poetic brilliance!!

On Tuesday July 26th, 2005, stormtalk (881) writes:

Never before have I been able to call someone... muffinfucker.

On Saturday March 19th, 2005, so_skeevy (76) writes:

hahahahahahaahahahahaha hahahahahaha that was cool

On Monday January 17th, 2005, Strabo (47) writes:

lol. I like the first half very much

On Wednesday January 5th, 2005, DoctorAsh (502) writes:

The muffin might have represented a type of uniqueness in yourself maybe, and you embraced it with your oven of integrity - on every street corner stood guarding stick figures - like shoes. Im not sure what all of these represent, but it is a butt load o

On Wednesday January 5th, 2005, DoctorAsh (502) writes:

it's always a butt load of fun trying to figure these out. Interesting piece ass pee. [D&A]

On Tuesday November 30th, 2004, Savannah (285) writes:

You are so... odd. But in your world, that might be a good thing. Hell, I think reading this made me crazy (er)!

On Friday November 12th, 2004, sIo (844) writes:

i used to make muffins at 12:00 at night...not sure why but i did that for the longest time.

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, Clementine (153) writes:

yeah girls are better than dr scholls

On Sunday September 19th, 2004, Lemons (57) writes:

none of my works ever get this many comments ... I should post under your name ;)

On Monday September 20th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

I don't mind, but I'm out of room

On Thursday August 5th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

:-)

On Wednesday August 4th, 2004, GirlintheBox (50) writes:

i like u, ur cool, u make me laugh

On Sunday July 25th, 2004, wilted (304) writes:

Muffins are totally my idols. I like muffins... in fact i have a screen name that says just that. just spelled wrong.. Wooo.. hooray for muffins.. but i don't much care for ice cream...

On Saturday June 5th, 2004, boughtwithblood (292) writes:

the last line was not what i expected, but that made it even better. nice job

On Wednesday May 26th, 2004, Mute Serenade (216) writes:

...i now know what my life has been lacking... goddamnit, i need a muffin. Mr. Expert of Muffinish persuasions, that was swell... -->Mayor of Chump City

On Thursday May 20th, 2004, Anth (1573) writes:

lol the last line out of sync with the rest was funny

On Thursday May 20th, 2004, GreekPhilosopher (180) writes:

Surreal. GPhD.

On Thursday April 15th, 2004, Lydia Jade (781) writes:

lmao.....what the hly hell was all of that shit.....i love it!!....::LoKi::

On Sunday April 11th, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1751) writes:

I was wrong, this changes everything...

On Thursday April 8th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:

creepy..are u like schizo?! cuz i am too maybe?! but yeah u scare me once my friend told my a side effect of sifolus is sudden schizophrenia that he did~slave

On Thursday March 11th, 2004, Jonas (892) writes:

twas brillig

On Thursday March 4th, 2004, Twilight (2082) writes:

you had a pocket full of knowledge and desire but you seem to have thrown it in the wash without taking them out.

On Wednesday April 7th, 2004, Instant Insanity (726) writes:

LMMFAO@TWILIGHT . Funny,

On Saturday September 18th, 2004, Twilight (2082) writes:

what i do?

On Friday February 13th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

yay! excelnt write. i love it. ill add it to my favorites

On Friday May 7th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

ah... nice...

On Friday February 13th, 2004, Lemons (57) writes:

Wonderful!

On Friday May 21st, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

your amazing

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