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P's, Q's, I's, and T's

Mind your p’s and q’s!
Dot your i’s and cross your t’s!
Sit up straight
Don’t slouch, don’t belch
Mind your manners!
Be polite!

Missus, shut your fucking mouth
I’ll hear no more of this
I’ll stand for none of it!
I will live and I’ll be free
I’ll cross my i’s and dot my t’s
I’ll mind my p’s and q’s
(Penises and quims!)
Missus, shut your fucking mouth
I’ll hear no more of this

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On Sunday November 25th, 2007, Mab (970) writes:

this is great, missus! your work is always refreshing

On Tuesday June 12th, 2007, Nuri (188) writes:

:) I have the irresistable urge to type an annoying "lol"! This should be a bouncy pop song.

On Sunday June 10th, 2007, Spiritus_Frumenti (359) writes:

this made me laugh...-l-

On Sunday June 10th, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1761) writes:

Holy crap. This was sweet.. *Claps* Write more much more

On Sunday June 10th, 2007, Starrburry Gayzur (71) writes:

I'm very glad you enjoyed it. :)

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