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he is one of my two turtles. his name is clarence and he'll smoke anything ya give him. (by his own choice) he prefers the 'herbal' experience, but likes a good cigarette every now and then too.



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On Wednesday April 2nd, 2008, meadowlea (11) writes:
My cat used to go sit with my brother when he was exhaling herbal smoke, he gave up trying stop Big Puss inhaling. Might explain why Big Puss was big. Munchies cat style.


On Tuesday April 1st, 2008, DarkPoet (214) writes:
A turtle is addicted to nicotine. He became addicted after picking up the smouldering butts in his owner's garden, in Kouqian, China, and sulks if he doesn't get his fix. The Daily Express, which picked up the story from Chinese news agency Xinhua, includes a gob-smacking picture of the turtle doing a rather good impression of Dot Cotton.


On Tuesday April 1st, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
i'd love to see that article. this turtle's vice is actually 'herbal' the cigarette was a one time joke. i was not convinced at first that this particular animal wanted to get 'high'. so i placed a smoking pipe next to him once and he quickly moved his head to it, stuck his nose down and then lifted his head and blew two tiny smoke rings out his nose. convinced it was his choice i've allowed him to continue his pleasure. its really the only thing that keeps him from killing our other turtle. crazy animals. i guess turtles like to smoke. thanks for your comment. :)


On Wednesday April 2nd, 2008, DarkPoet (214) writes:
Well, some people like to smoke too but it doesn't do them any good.


On Wednesday April 2nd, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
true. true.


On Tuesday April 1st, 2008, Cunnilinctus (1709) writes:
!I remember that article! David Letterman read it on his hometown news segment not long after its release--I can almost picture the turtle--I think he was going to feature it on his stupid pet and human tricks, but the owner could not be reached in Kouqian.


On Tuesday April 1st, 2008, wilted (282) writes:
That is an amazing picture. And an amazing turtle. In the summer time I get crabs to sit on my boat and hold cigarettes, but they won't smoke them.


On Monday March 31st, 2008, Caliraphy (194) writes:
Haha, first time I've ever seen a turtle like that, great pic ;)


On Monday March 31st, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (287) writes:
ahaha that's pretty good, I thought letting dogs drink booze was bad :P


On Monday March 31st, 2008, Pseudonynill (193) writes:
that's kinda borderline acceptable there. Though I did get my old ferret high once. All it did was wig out and crap everywhere.


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, the-rapist (304) writes:
I'd kick his ass :) *wink wink* ode to a smoking prince:)


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1796) writes:
I love the colours in this picture.


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1796) writes:
He's so not gona grow turtle old if you let him smoke .. Seriusly


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
to all animal lovers. no worries, this is done in moderation and only when the turtle himself chooses to do so. (we let him do it himself, we just supply the tools) he's a five year old very healthy turtle who loves the occasional smoke (not usually cigarettes) *wink wink*. ~ta~


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1796) writes:
Calms me down alot :D


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Alanarchy (1627) writes:
This makes me wonder what a turtle would eat when he gets the munchies.


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Mab (1061) writes:
pizza, of course! the cornerstone of any TMNT's diet :D


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
hero's in a half shell.... turtle power!!! right on mab! ~ta~


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
fish, lots and lots of fish. (for some reason he saves the gold colored gold fish though and lets them live) he's a fan of color i suppose, likes to keep pretty friends around. ~ta~


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
*clears throat* i mean pizza. lots of pizza. ;)


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Mab (1061) writes:
with anchovies ;)


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1796) writes:
Gummy bears


On Sunday March 30th, 2008, Mab (1061) writes:
bananas



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