You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...but you can't wipe your friends under the couch cushions!
- Unknown
The Serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
- Eve (sexiest thing a woman has ever said)
The war in Iraq is a good idea...
- George W. Bush...only George W. Bush
Fuck George W. Bush
- Everybody Else
"You're nothing more than another rendezvous
For the rest. Of. Your. Life.
And nothing less than a liquor cabinet
And a walking BAC of moonshine and cheap beer.
The moon used to shine for you
Remember?"
- Army Barbie
