your driving your boat down the road,
when all of a sudden and teddy bear flies over
and shits on your head,
then you get a crack in the winsheild of your boat
and all this water comes rushing in,
and your drowning,
then the smurf picks you up
from the jelly beans and smears peanut butter all over you
and your like "what the fuck"
he then hands you a packed bowl and a lighter,
so you go to take a hit
and this talking mushroom comes out of the lighter
and it bites you
so your like "what the fuck" again
then this fairy comes and eats the mushroom and kisses you,
even tho your strait you get really horney,
and she's like all up on you,
so your like "ok babe, what's good?"
then like she throws up all these shooting stars
and you get stuck on one and carried off
so this horse come up and you try jumping on it,
but you fall
then snoopy starts handing you a shit load of watermelons
and tells you to shingle his dog house,
so your like, "k maybe itll keep my mind off the hornyness"
so you start but frickin Guandi keeps eating all of them
so then you get pissed off and pick a fight with him
but he turns into this little fucking Gecko and starts singin
"i want candy" and tells you
"you just saved a lot of money on your car insurance"
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