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Stoned Off mY a$$

puff puff pass
sit on my ass
drink all day
waste life away
get so high
as time flies by
no time to seize
we twist more trees
no one sees
im so easy to please
sit on the couch and just laugh
payin the fees on my behalf
as the sweet smell of weed rises up in the air
i get the munchies, but really dont care
i sit there stoned, just smoke some more
till i passout on the floor
wake up later, get more bud
smoke till green is in my blood
i smoked this much and we all know
now my weed is gone
its time to go

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On Tuesday April 15th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:

this is perfect right now. ;) if ya know what i mean. nice write.. ~ta~

On Monday April 30th, 2007, Endifference (286) writes:

get some more -END

On Tuesday April 24th, 2007, An Expired Member (22) writes:

o-kaay...

On Thursday April 5th, 2007, Aunty Depressant (752) writes:

*Hands over some marhmallow pinwheels and a bag Doritos, and a liter of orange soda.(No other time would I think most people would think of consuming together;)...

On Tuesday April 3rd, 2007, Instant Insanity (779) writes:

hehe, I thaught it was quite interesting who all commented on this poem. That way we know Dark Poetry's true stoners. I love dear. ][ ][

On Thursday March 22nd, 2007, ShatteredFaith (239) writes:

Damn i love this poem, and when you come over we can puff and pass all you want!!!damn this is awsome..love it and you ofcourse;P ~manda~

On Wednesday March 21st, 2007, Alanarchy (1627) writes:

You're gonna get me back on the reef. *Goes to do something constructive* hahaha. Great poem. I needed something light hearted on a rainy day.

On Wednesday March 21st, 2007, Dark_Child (75) writes:

thiiiiisss poooeeemm ggooott m me sooo hhhiggghh tthhhhaaatt t iii caaannntttt eevveennn ttyyyyyyyppeeee ssttrraaaaaaiggghhhhttt....tththhhhaaaannnnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.....

On Monday March 19th, 2007, Nore (44) writes:

I know the feeling... Feels like me years ago... Great writing style nonetheless.

On Friday March 16th, 2007, BeautifullyRuined (156) writes:

I quit a few years ago but i still get the urge every now and again to smoke until i`m sober and then start over.~Elana

On Friday March 16th, 2007, NapoleonsLust (27) writes:

this is just the thing i needed to start a bowl thank you and rock on NL

On Friday March 16th, 2007, Dancing_Monkey (1796) writes:

I truely love Mary Jane

On Friday March 16th, 2007, happilydepressed (215) writes:

toke on

On Friday March 16th, 2007, Mab (1061) writes:

pass that sweet sticky over here babe!

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