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emancipation masterbation

masterbation is a sin
but it's like speeding:
everyone does it, so does it become ok to do?

sometimes, you need to call the plumber
and clean the pipes out.
we're only human,
living beings with a craving for sex.

some people can't wait for marriage,
and our hands are the closest friends we have.

so I say relieve yourself of all temptation
and deliver me some pornagraphy,
all I want is to rub out some built up tension.

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On Thursday May 8th, 2008, After hours (715) writes:

If I masturbate, shall my hands be taken from me......2 minutes later............ Could I get a hand over here please. We have a saying around here when asked if you masturbate, for those that say "no" are lairs - for those that say "yes"-are wankers...sincerely yours, the wanker.

On Thursday May 8th, 2008, Mab (967) writes:

this is great! I remember someone telling me when I was a kid that if I do it too much I'll go blind...ha! I do it so much I can see in the dark :P

On Thursday May 8th, 2008, Thumper Moon (625) writes:

lol, what ever you say, *sound of zipper*

On Friday April 18th, 2008, RequiemExMortis (17) writes:

Oh man, masturbation's a sin?! I'm in a lot of trouble!

On Friday March 16th, 2007, empty_remains (78) writes:

"sometimes, you need to call the plumber and clean the pipes out." dear gods that is great.

On Sunday January 28th, 2007, Zen (603) writes:

....oh really now? hm, well that's something to think about. is that why guys do it?

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, elisa (1995) writes:

haha.... if masterbation is a sin... well.... -forgive me Lord for what i am about to do to myself-

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Instant Insanity (726) writes:

This is Crazy shit.

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Instant Insanity (726) writes:

What can I say but, Very Very.....Interesting. >][ - ][

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Mylissa (1053) writes:

I shall sin away then lol..nice.

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Arianna (192) writes:

rub baby rub *shivers*

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Sin (1620) writes:

the only cure for temptation is to give in to it...and nobody loves me like me baby..masturbation is just self love so i say love yourself :) great write hehe ~kristy

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Alanarchy (1694) writes:

If I had made a clone of myself, and then had sex with said clone, would that qualify as masturbation? Or would that just make me gay?

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Sin (1620) writes:

that would just be hot ;)...send pictures

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Drea (919) writes:

screw the pics, I was video

On Tuesday January 23rd, 2007, Sin (1620) writes:

agreed...*waits for video*

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, alaskanamber (126) writes:

is necessary to rub one out occassionally :)

On Monday January 22nd, 2007, Alanarchy (1694) writes:

Hahahaha. Great post. And the title is killer. Kudos.

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