O sweet nectar of the cocoa bean,
Euphoric extract that is Hershey's best seller,
My body enslaves me with crimson chains.
The monthly tide consumes me.
The "Red Sea" will part with time,
But harpooning the three-letter-shark would be wondrous.
O, that your ambrosial sweetness
Could take me to happy heights!
I give thanks to M&M's and Snickers,
To Nestle, and Ferrero Rocher.
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