*sniffs* chicken tandoori? Hahaha....a whiffy poem to say the least!! :P

did you enter this in the Gaseous Melody contest ?

;)

pssh! whatevers! I'll take you on with me fart-jitsu any day. brits!

Eat this, Yank-wannabe! *fart* Mwahahahaha! That fucking told you.

crumpets?

*lol*--well done!

Does this mean I have to pay you royalties everytime I rip one?

*lights a scented candle* this smells like a gaseous melody :P

There got to be more to farts then this!

*points to elisa's comment* ;)

shit..

Hehe..Oh, how this could run and run :D

Better hold it back, and keep it in ;)

*looks at bathroom floor* Not again!

Very Buk of you.

I'm thinking about bying this work on paper from you.. ..

lmao!...and remember, copying this work to another webpage without author permission is plagiarism :P

Exactly! I don't mind people displaying my work on their page. JUST AS LONG AS THEY GIVE ME CREDIT! *fart*

*hopes itys nit asilent but deadly one, dives out first available window*

And it'd be good if the farts went "Fart" instead of *sfx; bbffffff*, "Fart". And why should it be such an awful smell? That's another design fault! Now if we were supposed to fart we should have a chimney or somethin' *sfx; bbbbbffftttt* "Yes, I'm disaiming myself" And not pretend and go like; *sfx; PFFT!* *Looks around* "That's it, who did that?" And you can see people walking out of cocktail parties, They know they're gonna fart, so they'll try and walk with their ass closed But usually your caught, instead of going *sfx; PFFT!* And then blame it on someone it goes; *sfx; pft tt ttt bttt* with every step you take. And even then if it was just *sfx; brrt* And then you'd think you'd be ok but there's all sorts of varieties. The worst of all is the Killer Diller *sfx; ......* That's the silent killer!

what the fuck did you have for breakfast...holy crap!! :P

LOL! Contender for best comment ever :)

omg! *huggles cali* hee hehaha!

Now that's gotta become a classic! Funny and original - my favourite bit was where you put the word "fart" between those asterix! ..erm :P

thanks for sharing (covers nose and dives under the blanket)

but i must say dude, lay off the three bean casserol -symph-

haha :D this is probab;y one of the most original, most well composed, beautifully structured piece i've read :d well maybe not but it sure as hell beats anythig i've done well done brother *sprays air conditioner sea breeze scent* -symph-

you certainly captured the essence :P