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Hot Pocket vs. Twinkie

My hot pocket is most delicious
eating them makes me suspicious
something so yummy can't be for real
it must be the government
my mind they will steal

for within the Hot Pocket,
the goodness wrapped in breading
microchips and tracking
so they'll know where i'm heading
they'll know when i'm whacking

but i have a plan
a flawless solution
i'll create a concoction
to stop their pollution

within in the Twinkies
is where my victory will reside
an acid made for microchips
none will survive

so if you realize,
you're snacking a Hot Pocket
reach for a twinkie
no need to thank me
help is what i provide.

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On Thursday January 25th, 2007, carlosjackal (1717) writes:

For a moment I thought you were implying a hot pocket was a moist vagina! And I suppose a twinkie would be..It's a hot pocket for me then!

On Tuesday July 13th, 2004, An Expired Member (1) writes:

haha that made me want a hot pocket..mmm

On Monday September 8th, 2003, manywalks (949) writes:

Twinkies! Nay. Gimme a Ho-Ho or two and I'll bow down to the great Hostess god right along side you.

On Monday September 8th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (527) writes:

Mm I love twinkies...its the creamy middle I tell ya..But, my darlin, you forgot the cup cakes too...with the creamy center..Do not underestimate the cupcakes..heh..Yummm

On Monday September 8th, 2003, RepulsiveAttraction (108) writes:

hahahaha fuck man your good

On Sunday August 24th, 2003, An Expired Member (23) writes:

HA! TWINKIES ARE ALWAYS SO MUCH BETTER! AWESOME STUFF !

On Tuesday August 19th, 2003, finaldestiny (98) writes:

ugh i agree i need food now! my props though, so simple, yet so good

On Wednesday May 14th, 2003, Raze Drake (103) writes:

Damn it. Now I'm fucking hungery. Thanks alot. :)

On Tuesday May 13th, 2003, An Expired Member (31) writes:

i read this in the middle of class and embarassed myself from busting up laughing...nice work

On Monday May 12th, 2003, Sky Singer (212) writes:

delightful :)

On Monday May 12th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:

(a)Twinkies are fucken awesome and are my favorite comfort/sexy food (b)this poem is cool (c)hot pockets are good (d)typing in letters like this is kinda fun (e)i guess i'm done here (f)this is too fun to stop! (g)ok, i'll stop now..(h)this was cool

On Sunday June 15th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (333) writes:

lol you're comment was almost as cool as this poem, and this poem was really awesome!

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