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I Am Happy Today

12-22-06

i am happier
than a happy bunny on crack.
I am happier than
your momma on her back.
I am happier than
three plus two.
I am happier than
me with you.
I am happier than
A smurf with giant blue nipples.
I am happier than
A jolly green giant with dimples.
I am happier than
a kid with a cake.
I am happier than
A stupid teenager whose "late".
I am happier than
you.
I am happier because
I won something!

(dont ask, i pulled this outta my ass)

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On Tuesday September 16th, 2008, Darkness Illus1on (36) writes:

LOL :) this really made me laugh! Good Work...

On Monday April 16th, 2007, ShatteredFaith (226) writes:

ha ha very funny..i liked it

On Saturday December 23rd, 2006, Morbid_insanity (117) writes:

Hehehe it makes me laugh.

On Saturday December 23rd, 2006, Gold Dust Woman (172) writes:

that second line was the bestest one. and i agree with elisa your ass is very poetic. this made me laugh

On Saturday December 23rd, 2006, heartdripsblack (777) writes:

i loved the first two lines of this poem i laughed uncontrollably (which isnt a pretty sight) nicely done. ~ red

On Saturday December 23rd, 2006, the dried flower (81) writes:

giggle.....i like it

On Saturday December 23rd, 2006, elisa (1987) writes:

wow..... your ass is very poetic..... i like;)

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