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Stupid Bra

This stupid bra
Is getting on my nerves.
If I lift up my arms
Then my underarms will hurt.
This stupid thing
Keeps driving in my skin.
So now I have to sit very still
So this shit won't poke a hole in my side.
It's driving me crazy,
I hate having boobs.
Sometimes I want to be a guy
And not have to worry about
A DAMN thing in the world.
But I'm not a guy,
And if I was born a boy
My dad would've named me
Budweiser Boogerlogger Baggerly.
But that's not the point.
I'm still sitting in the same spot,
I'm still wearing this stupid bra,
And I'm still writing this poem
About a bra...
I'm weird.

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On Saturday September 1st, 2007, Sharon Rose (658) writes:

you could go braless..if you don't mind them sagging to your knees when you're 50..it is the natural state of things...damn society, not the bra..although, I still wear one..hmmm

On Saturday September 1st, 2007, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

maybe it's too small, might be the right cup size but not right size.

On Wednesday June 20th, 2007, Thorn (436) writes:

Yes. Yes you are.

On Thursday June 7th, 2007, thelostmessenger (196) writes:

i definately know how you feel. :) *messenger

On Monday April 16th, 2007, ShatteredFaith (235) writes:

know the feelings in this one..happened to me at work once so i just took it off and nobody noticed..probably cause i had an apron on too..shh dont tell nodody though;)

On Saturday March 10th, 2007, Mab (995) writes:

arghh!every woman feels your rage!

On Tuesday January 9th, 2007, slightlygothic89 (13) writes:

being a guy isn't all that great. you get hard at weird times and sometimes for no reason. and to make life easy, you should have just taken the damn thing off.

On Tuesday January 9th, 2007, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

You are not Weird..Your BRILLIANT. I know nothing of the things in which you speak but was still very much entertained.

On Monday January 1st, 2007, Freebird (642) writes:

I remember being at work once and one of my wires popped through. So to make a long story short, after taping it failed, I ended up pulling it out and pulling the other one out as well so my boobs wouldn't look weird.

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

Budweiser Boogerlogger Baggerly!!!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS...I have never read a bra poem before....that bit alone was, erm...genius!!!

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, Jenni (63) writes:

i always get stabbed by that damn underwire...

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

me too!!!!!!! Damn bras....

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, elisa (2018) writes:

the bra.... my mortal nemesis..... i feel ya.

On Wednesday December 6th, 2006, Aunty Depressant (687) writes:

Fkash back to the 60s hehe BURN IT!

On Wednesday December 6th, 2006, Gold Dust Woman (167) writes:

dont wear a bra?

On Wednesday December 6th, 2006, dying angel (1328) writes:

get a bigger size?

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, Rain In The Willows (853) writes:

get one WITHOUT an underwire?

On Thursday February 15th, 2007, Anna Helianthus (1136) writes:

get one from victoria's secret?

On Thursday December 7th, 2006, The Zebra Warrior (2405) writes:

oh...so many questions!!!

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