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(Note: these are questions and comments. Feel free to add anything you like,all you have to do is comment and tell me what you want me to put on there)

1. Why do they have a "grand-ma's" section at wal-mart?

2.Do def people in different countries have the same sign language?

3.Why do preps say like so much?

4.Why do ice burgs not melt in the ocean? (if you don't know what I mean, just dpmail me)

5.How does your body know what's supposed to come out as poop and what's supposed to come out as pee? and what about diariea?

6. Why is cheese yellow?

7.why do they call an orange orange?

8.Why is it when a guy has a tattoo he's cool, but when a girl has a tattoo she's trashy?

9.Why is it that when 2 girls makeout it's hott, but when 2 guys make out its nasty?

10.Put kool-aid in a gatorade jug.

11.Cover a chalkboard in chalk, but write with the eraser. (Fading_Smile thought of that)

12. Why is it a pair of underwear, when you only wear one?
(Myrrhkuri the fallen one thought of that)

13. Why do most girls date jerkoffs and complain when the decent guys are single? (darkdesires thought of that)

14. Why do you call bacon bacon if you fry it? (tortured_soul thought of that one)



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On Monday April 16th, 2007, ShatteredFaith (235) writes:
why do people Love hate? probably a retarded question but i still wanna know!


On Saturday December 30th, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (695) writes:
Cheese is only yellow in America, and that's because it's not really cheese :)


On Tuesday October 17th, 2006, tortured_soul (7) writes:
sounds like you have nothing but time on ur hands. why do they call bacon bacon if you fry it?


On Monday October 16th, 2006, darkdesires (175) writes:
I heart trashy girls. But I think I got one... why do most girls date jerk offs and complain, when the decent guys are single?


On Thursday October 5th, 2006, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (109) writes:
why is it a PAIR of underwear when you only wear one? lol Oh and I think girls with Tattoos are hot!


On Tuesday September 26th, 2006, Astra Dei (644) writes:
uhm, i can actually answer quite a few of these. but i am not sure if you were actually wanting to know. If you do, dp mail me. -natelle


On Tuesday September 26th, 2006, Bluegirl (248) writes:
HA! Agreed. And if you need help with thoes answers, I'm here too.. :)


On Wednesday September 27th, 2006, Rachel (393) writes:
I'd say I second that, but Miss Faete here beat me to it. So I third that. :)



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