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Men and Cars

Why are men so arrogant?
Why do men think theyre better at everything?
Why are they so fuckin sexist?
Why cant they accept that their bad drivers too?

Wtf, mate.
Just yesterday I was on the interstate.
I was in the lane closest to the entrance ramp.
The entrance ramp who merges with my lane.

Well, a MAN was in front of me.
He was slowing down to merge with the entrance ramp.
Hes a dumbass.
He slowed down to 45 mph on the interstate, with his right blinker on.
Everyone knows the entrance ramp merges with us.
Not us with them.
And I knew it was a man.
I saw him with my own two eyes.

See, men are bad drivers too?
SO why are they still fuckin posting photoshopped pictures
Up of women and like their car is on the road with a gas pump thing dragging out?

Im sick of men. THeyre fools and arrogant.
They think theyre so perfect in everything.
Just because they get better jobs and more money doesnt mean
they have to bash the woman race!!
They arent the perfect drivers either, I must say,
and i got proof of that.

Amen!

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On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

first of.....hahahahahahahahahahaha this was the best generalisation i've heard in ages muahahahahaahahahaha....you forgot they hate reading instructions 'cause apparently they are pre-programmed to know how to assemble things....

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

and i would agree, they are worse drivers [aside old people] considering they have more accidents than women, easily careless of alcohol, competition to speed because of their erected egos...

On Tuesday January 31st, 2006, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

but i would disagree with your outlook that they get better jobs and are more financially secure in general than the female population...i think there is equality when it comes to employment these days...women have become more career-oriented...

On Thursday January 26th, 2006, Lab Rat (325) writes:

'My name is Maura, I dont believe in stereotypping anyone'

On Thursday January 26th, 2006, Lab Rat (325) writes:

:) thanks for making me smile tonight

On Wednesday January 25th, 2006, elisa (2021) writes:

being a women in the world today means constantly having your integrity chipped away until your very existence is undermined to the point absolute servitude......male pride is so delicate i think it would kill them to stand on a leveled battlefield

On Wednesday January 25th, 2006, Elegant Kiss (318) writes:

Be nice to females - Give a bitch a hug.

On Wednesday January 25th, 2006, Urban Shipwreck (985) writes:

Oh well women are still, for the most part, shitty drivers. Maybe a man will come along once in a while that also drives shitty but to the rest of us men he is either drunk or a wannabe woman. It's just nature. No reason to get pissy over it.

On Monday January 30th, 2006, Six-Out (1827) writes:

The man has a point. The only men that are bad drivers aren't truly men.

On Wednesday January 25th, 2006, Doc (189) writes:

um... well Ive never personally seen of those pictures, but i can persaonlly garantee you it involves both sexes equally, although theoretically, and i have no proof, men are supposed to excell at spacial abilities,

On Wednesday January 25th, 2006, Doc (189) writes:

thus car driving. But hell Im a chauvanist male, what do I know. Doc

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