Why is the toilet paper always wet?
(because men like to try to do tricks, like the "no hander" when going pee)
Why is there always white flaky stuff on the toilet seat?
(because men do some nasty things in the men's restroom)
Why is the toilet seat always wet?
(because men are too lazy to lift the seat or wipe it off when they're done)
(because a guy’s clinker has the effective explosive potential of a cherry bomb in the men’s bathroom)
Why does nobody use the toilet seat to poop?
(because it's too disgusting to sit on after they're done)
Why are the most broken things on the floor with the most custodians?
(because the custodians are too busy cleaning up the messes on the other floors)
Why does the door say “sani-“ something?
(because that’s the only sanitary part in the room)

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