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"The Last Girl Scout" by whort_diddy

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All my life I've always wanted to be a Girl Scout.
My mother and sister were Girl Scouts.
I couldn't wait.
I was ready to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
But I was rejected.
Ridiculed, Humiliated.
I got them back.
I chopped up the Scout Mother,
I cut out her vagina and made a hat out of it.
Then I burned down her house.
I paused for a minute to fuck my new vagina hat.
Then I ate some Brownies.
Why was I rejected you ask
Because they didn't like my penis



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On Wednesday August 30th, 2006, the dried flower (82) writes:
ok.......yea........um.......i don't know what to say.......i like it, but it disturbed me there for a minute..


On Friday May 21st, 2004, Cinn (188) writes:
this was so sick and so disturbing...........i loved it, so very out there, its great


On Sunday May 23rd, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:
thanx,~whort_diddy


On Sunday October 19th, 2003, SilentStalker (1320) writes:
...holy shit, this was too good...loved it... -Darun


On Friday August 22nd, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:
Hah...bad childhood experiences...No wonder..-Kefka


On Friday August 22nd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
your funny`whort_diddy


On Sunday August 3rd, 2003, Clementine (153) writes:
hmmm, is it just me or do all your writtings vaugly resemble themselves


On Friday August 8th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
yes, you are correct, actually, I used to have a lot of different stuff, But I erased it, I am going to eventually switch formats and write about different sick stuff~whort_diddy



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