This wonderful poem, is based off of the sond Con't Fear the Reaper, By the Blue Oyster Cult. I hope you enjoy it.
That wonderful time has come.
Some people will run.
whort_diddy don't fear the Shit,
Nor do Rachel, P_man, or Dru. We can be like they are.
Come on baby, Don't Fear the Shit.
Baby take a crap...Don't fear the Shit.
We'll be able to fly...Don't fear the Shit.
Go on the can....
The shitter is home...
This is where other shits have gone.
Poopio and Crapiet..
Are together for eternity...Poopio and Crapiet...
40,000 men and women shitting everyday, like Poopio and Crapiet.
another 40,000 crapping everyday. We can be like they are..
Come on baby, Don't fear the Shit.
Baby take a crap...Don't fear the Shit.
We'll be able to fly...Don't fear the Shit.
Go on the can....
Love of Poo is one.
There here but then there gone.
Had a case of constipation,
and it was clear I couldn't go on.
My stomach growled, then the wind appeared.
My constipation grew, then disapeared.
My curtain flew, then Rachel appeared. She said don't be afraid.
Come on baby, and I took a Shit.
Then she ran to me, and we started to fuck.
She then looked in the toilet and said goodbye. I'm going to eat it.
Then she took my Shit, and it tasted really good.
Come on baby, don't fear the Shit.
a whort_diddy production
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