Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.
I thought I heard something, I checked with much care.
I was relieved to find no one was there.
Into the girls bedroom, I sneeked to her bed.
I had visions, visions of getting head.
She was wearing pajamas, she laid by her teddy bear.
I got excited, and stuck my hands down her underwear.
When out of her mouth there came such a clatter.
I covered her mouth to ask what was the matter.
Down on her knees, She wasn't hard to catch.
I spread open her pussy, I fucked her snatch.
I blew my load all over her ass, Then I licked it up,
I licked it up fast.
She said I was the best, she couldn't hardly wait.
I asked her how old she was, she told me eight.
I couldn't believe it, she fucked like a pro,
Then my pecker got hard, I wanted some Mo.
We made a lot of noise, her mother burst through the door.
Hold on a second bitch, I'll fuck you too, Whore.
She lay on the bed, I fucked her real quick.
All she wanted was my huge Dick.
I came on her titties, got a little on the floor.
She told me not to stop, she wanted some more.
This went on for hours, I did not care.
When the dad came in, in his underwear.
What the fuck is going on here, are you fucking my wife.
I didn't have an answer, so I cut him with a knife.
The wife got sad, she started to cry.
Bitch, shut up, Now your'e going to die.
She kicked me in the leg, I started to fall.
Now shes going to get it, I got out the chainsaw.
I started it up and stuck it in her ass.
I asked the daughter if she wanted some, she said she would pass.
After I got finished I handed the daughter a buck.
Lay on the ground I told her, Its time to fuck.
We went for a few more hours, she started to bleed.
Just give me that pussy, its all that I need.
When All of a sudden, I wanted to hum.
But insted of the tune, I started to cum.
We lay on the bed, all full of cheer.
To bad Christmas comes but once a year.
There are other holidays, I eased her worry,
Easter will come, it will come in a hurry.
Then I put on my cloths, I told her good bye.
I wiped off her tears as she started to cry.
Then I got in my car, but before I was out of site.
I told her to wait till next Christmas, I'd fuck her all night.
a whort_diddy
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