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Me, Mary Kate, and Ashley Olsen( Its a Full House)

Wow, there are two of you,
I am such a lucky man.
I can't hardly wait for all the fun.
When will you be 18?
I can't wait.

I ask them if they want to fuck.
there responce...
" You got it dude." they say with there thumbs up.
My wang rises in all the excitement.

Hey, you are the same all over.
Twin boobs, twin vaginas, cool; you pubic hair grows in the same spot too.

I wonder, will you cum the same?
We shall soon find out.
I love you Mary Kate,
I love you Ashley.

I'm sorry girls, I can't marry you. My heart belongs to Rachel. She is the greatest.

we can still have sex, can't we?

Well yes, I still will have sex with Rachel. But we can still have fun, can't we?

There responce....
" You got it dude!"

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On Monday January 21st, 2008, RequiemExMortis (17) writes:

Ha! That was great! Man, I wish I could have thought up one like that. That one's brilliant beyond words... terrific work!

On Wednesday July 26th, 2006, The Fool (1001) writes:

OMG*Falls over laughing with tears in her eyes*

On Wednesday July 26th, 2006, TaintedButterfly (1056) writes:

Good grief you ain't right! I LOVE IT!! lmaooooooooooooo...... dammit.. Gonna piss myself I just know it!

On Monday January 23rd, 2006, An Expired Member (1) writes:

That was priceless! -Heartbroken-

On Sunday February 13th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (319) writes:

laughed my ass off sweet read -kitty

On Saturday September 4th, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (341) writes:

"You got it dude!" Don't forget about the matching sunglasses.

On Friday August 20th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (853) writes:

lol... Kya

On Friday August 20th, 2004, evolve (2245) writes:

Brilliant...you even used their catchphrase!

On Monday July 12th, 2004, girlafraid (579) writes:

i always predicted that the olsen twins would do porn...this is a start...

On Monday July 12th, 2004, An Expired Member (27) writes:

from the directors of the 'Free The Twins Foundation'

On Monday June 14th, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Happy Birthday to The Twins~whort_diddy

On Saturday May 1st, 2004, Lydia Jade (790) writes:

~cringe~ its funny....but in the other hand its nast as hell....lol...::LoKi::

On Wednesday July 23rd, 2003, braindead_poet (581) writes:

I swear I could have recited this at least closely from my own fantasies, except that maybe I walked in on M.K. and Ashley getting it on.......hehe, yeah... funny stuff

On Thursday July 24th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

that would be great, I would love to see them together naked.whort_diddy

On Monday January 12th, 2004, braindead_poet (581) writes:

k it goes deeper than fantasies, i'm fuckin obsessed. My god i can remember when they were like midget babies on Full House, and now...... Needless to say, I would cuff myself to them, shoot their agent, and hose them down with good sex for 72 to 90 hour

On Wednesday July 23rd, 2003, Jonas (877) writes:

lame-ness. made me laugh.

On Sunday August 3rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Glad you liked it~whort_diddy

On Wednesday May 7th, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:

Damn aswell...-Kefka

On Tuesday May 6th, 2003, IceDragoness (251) writes:

Damn.. your shit is hilarious, sick but funny as hell all the same ~Dawn

On Wednesday July 23rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I'm glad you like it.~whort_diddy.

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