I went to buy a glue gun
I got the sweetest one they had
At first I just wanted to use it for crafts
But then I thought it would be fun to hot glue Rachels ass
“I am getting hot flashes”, she cried.
I have glued your buttcheeks shut
So your intestines will bulge and explode
With shit oozing out your stomach like the alien off of ALIEN
I love that little guy
His tiny little dinky makes me sigh
He is my inspiration for you to die
But sadly it is time
I start the chainsaw to hear its majestic roar
That’s right bitch
I am going to cut you to bits
And stick you in concrete mix
DING DONG
Wait there is someone at my door
Lay here and wait, I will be back for you my whore
Hey, it’s P_man, and his friend Corey Feldman
Oh my, buts that not all!
In walked none other than Corey Haim
Who is that little guy standing behind him?
Gasp! Its fucking Gary Coleman!
“What are you guys doing here?” I ask.
We are restarting our acting careers, got any ideas?
“Have you guys ever heard of snuff films?”
“You mean the films where they really kill people?”
“I’ve got an anxious bitch in the bedroom, and a chainsaw.
“And guess what, you can all be the stars…….
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