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Wrinkled Beaver(Granny in Lingerie)

Its true, I got me a wrinked beaver.
I love her and will never leave her.
That blue hair and big butt
almost enough to make me bust a nut.
I like to fuck her while she knits
Everytime she cums she gets the shits.
She takes out her teeth and gives me some head.
I love this bitch I hope shes never dead.
But whenever she dies I will fuck her some more.
I love you grandma, you fucking old ass whore.

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On Wednesday July 26th, 2006, TaintedButterfly (1056) writes:

Okay now that I can pick my self up from the floor, I have to say.... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! lmaooooooooooo... This is classic! Oh my ribs... dang it! Freakin hilarious. Julia~ lmaoooooo....

On Tuesday June 29th, 2004, Syn (82) writes:

O M F G...this is GREAT! -Syn

On Monday April 26th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:

o man....i feel my stomach becoming incredibly uneasy...

On Monday April 26th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:

i just had to read it again...guilty pleasure...lol. jk jk

On Monday October 11th, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thank you very much,~whort_diddy

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, SilentStalker (1341) writes:

...you've certainly got a unique style...I hope you find some new ideas... -Darun

On Thursday November 6th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

If you have any let me know~whort_diddy

On Wednesday September 24th, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:

Christ, just started reading through your stuff. Sick but worth the bile slowly creeping up my throat. ~Urban Shipwreck~

On Saturday September 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

LOL, Thats great, glad you liked it,Have a wonderful day~whort_diddy

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (343) writes:

lol WOW! That was awesome. You rule, man. You truly rule.

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thanx, I appritiate the comments~whort_diddy

On Friday August 22nd, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

Well, I'm home alone so there was no-one there to see me laugh my fool ass off. This just totally caught me off guard, thanks Sweetcheeks. ~ mw

On Friday August 22nd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Caught you off guard, lol, I don't know why, this is how I always write~whort_diddy

On Friday August 22nd, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:

i don't find this funny..perhaps i'm not in the mood..or perhaps i don't care for jesting at the elders..-Kefka

On Friday August 22nd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

To each his own, But I do appritiate you commenting on it anyways~whort_diddy

On Monday August 11th, 2003, Loomer (21) writes:

This is probably my favorite poem that you have written thus far. The blue hair and big butt line makes me laugh everytime.

On Sunday August 10th, 2003, Diva_Satanica (110) writes:

haha your fucken funny. grandma sex isnt a good thing.-D.S

On Monday August 11th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I know, But I love her anyways~whort_diddy

On Sunday August 10th, 2003, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

hahahaha fuck dirty gramma sex is the best. best gummers you can get

On Tuesday August 5th, 2003, Lady_Ahz (80) writes:

LOL. very funny, in a sick kind of way, of course.. *G*

On Tuesday August 5th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Glad you liked it,~whort_diddy

On Monday June 2nd, 2003, Twilight (2102) writes:

oh my god...i agree with icey. funny as hell..but i never wanna see that. good write!

On Tuesday August 5th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I agree with you, I never would want to see that either,lol~whort_diddy

On Tuesday May 6th, 2003, IceDragoness (251) writes:

wow.. interesting, its one of those things you laugh at but hope like hell that no one sees you doing it ~Dawn

On Thursday July 24th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

As I read some of this stuff I wrote over two years ago I can't belive myself, I'm one sick guy, oh well, I thought it was funny~whort_diddy

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