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Death To Crazy Dave, Story ( Ode to Dr. Seuss)

Do you like Crazy Dave?
I do not like Crazy Dave, Crazy Dave I do not like.

I would shoot him with a gun,
I would shoot him just for fun.

While he was sleeping in his bed,
I would shoot him in the head.

There are many ways to take his life,
I could cut him with a knife.

I think it would be a kick,
If I could kill him with a stick.

I could drown him in a lake,
then celibrate with a cake.

I could drag him in a car,
drag him drag him really far.

I could hang him from an oak,
I would love to see him choke.

I would just stand and gaze,
as I set him body a blaze.

I Do not like Crazy Dave, Crazy Dave I do not like.

Death to Crazy Dave.

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On Sunday May 13th, 2007, Theappleofyoureye (453) writes:

I LOVE THIS

On Friday May 11th, 2007, Skarlet Rebell Queen (209) writes:

this must have been fun...

On Wednesday February 22nd, 2006, Ezimo (266) writes:

Lol I Love It! Great job lmao

On Wednesday February 22nd, 2006, Ezimo (266) writes:

Yet still you shouldn't Have Crazy Dave...I dont

On Saturday November 26th, 2005, An Expired Member (25) writes:

lol bravo

On Tuesday November 15th, 2005, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

you all talk too much

On Thursday July 14th, 2005, Dysphoria (169) writes:

well, i dont really know either of you, but this is a good poem but stupid and pointless. anyways, what did dave do to you anyways?

On Wednesday September 15th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:

I have no idea who king crazy dave is but I had fun reading this. I think I may have had even more fun reading the comments though

On Thursday July 15th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (855) writes:

rotfl...this was great....well daves not all that bad...but my lil sis would love this, she hates dave:P kya

On Thursday July 15th, 2004, evolve (2228) writes:

This is great. Man, I can't even comment on how awesome this is. Hilarious.

On Sunday June 13th, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1822) writes:

well.. the comments was much fun.. but the write was a bit off track ..

On Monday June 14th, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:

what ever floats your boat~whort_diddy

On Friday May 7th, 2004, An Expired Member (2) writes:

this isent grimleeripper it is her friend... and i love you..

On Monday June 14th, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thanx

On Monday December 8th, 2003, An Expired Member (8) writes:

Wow most of these comments are over the top. What ahppened to freedom of expression?

On Sunday December 7th, 2003, -Oz- (173) writes:

Death to whort fucking diddy for writing this!!

On Monday June 14th, 2004, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Death to Oz for being gay~whort_diddy

On Monday November 17th, 2003, urbanhumility (1351) writes:

quaint,so very seuss.....nice play.....urb

On Thursday October 23rd, 2003, An Expired Member (61) writes:

Why stop at Crazy Dave when it could be the whole world?

On Tuesday October 21st, 2003, Saint_Reaper (288) writes:

stop with the death to crazy dave......his name is king crazy dave, if you are going to wish death upon a man....at least get his god damn name right you worthless piece of shit, you say death to crazy dave....i say fuck you and death to whore diddy

On Thursday October 23rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

First of all, he is not a King, therefor he does not get called a king,Second of all who the hell are you?~whort_diddy

On Thursday October 23rd, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

fish dubbed me king of dp . bitch

On Tuesday October 21st, 2003, Saint_Reaper (288) writes:

oh yea....what kind of fagit puts there own name on there favorites list? death to whore diddy

On Tuesday October 21st, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

first of all gay is not a derogatory term. its spelled faggot. and i put myself on my own fav list because i like my own work. thanks for the support though.

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

i think you're in love with him...that's illegal dude.

On Sunday December 7th, 2003, -Oz- (173) writes:

not in massachusetts....

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

yeah. i think you are . whore diddy

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

nice picture you fat ugly fucking abomination. i bet you feel pretty cool

On Friday October 17th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Actually, yes I do, I feel really cool~whort_diddy

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

whort youre a coset redneck republican who probably voted for bush and has the geekiest collection of pez dispencerson the planet

On Friday October 17th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

What is that Dave? is that the best you could come up with?~whort_diddy

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

closet*

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, SilentStalker (1324) writes:

whort once thought that davie was straight; once let him join in with his date; he soon got quite sick; as dave sucked on his dick; but later began to feel great...had to do it, man... -Darun

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, SilentStalker (1324) writes:

...whort, you demented fellow you...welcome to my fav's...you both touched me with these...*laughs*

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (4) writes:

dude, love the poem, it's awesome. i don't understand dave, he's been on my case since i started writing.

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

its because you have king in your name you blithering fool. i'm king here

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Your not king you shitty bastard~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

It's because you suck...or something to that extent.

On Monday October 13th, 2003, Liz (406) writes:

Ya know whort, I have a bit of respect for you and most of it revolves around how I don't ever take anything you write very seriously. I'd just like you to know that if did take this seriously, I'd have to hate you.

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I'm going to agree with P-man~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, Loomer (21) writes:

I suggest you start hating him then... ~P~

On Monday October 13th, 2003, An Expired Member (12) writes:

Who is Crazy Dave? ~B.C.

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

He is a sorry person~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Monday October 13th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, An Expired Member (12) writes:

o, sorry..~B.C.

On Monday October 13th, 2003, Drifter (359) writes:

LoL, im scared of dr sues now... Run dave run, before he shoots you with his gun!

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

He should run~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Monday October 13th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

rebuttle posted

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Its sucks as do you~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Sunday December 7th, 2003, Alanarchy (1600) writes:

Ouch. what a come-back. your a tard.

On Monday October 13th, 2003, Crystal Passion (257) writes:

noooo not davey!!! *cries in the corner*

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

He sucks~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Monday October 13th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (422) writes:

oh youre on fool

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

whatever, I'm not challenging you, I really do hate your fucking guts you shitty bastard~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, Six-Out (1823) writes:

DEATH TO CRAZY DAVE! *forms small malitia and sets out in search of this Dave who is crazy.

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

LOL, I know that you like him, but he should really die~whort_diddy

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (343) writes:

lol very nice. I have this one poem that's kinda written in dr. seuss format, but it's a bit more serious than this. Lol I enjoyed this very much, even though i do like crazy dave.

On Sunday October 12th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I am glad that you liked it. lol, Oh well, Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Monday October 13th, 2003, Lydia Jade (790) writes:

Lol i enjoy the violent spark in your eyes lol, but ihave no problem with dave. ~Blood~

On Tuesday October 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

Yeah, but he still sucks ass~Death to Crazy Dave~whort_diddy

On Sunday December 7th, 2003, bloody LOVEly (106) writes:

sorry to say-your not the one who's got 90 percent of DP standing by your side now do you????

On Sunday December 7th, 2003, bloody LOVEly (106) writes:

DIE EVIL CUM WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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