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The neighborhood slayer sonnet

Alas I hear yet a very familiar sound.
I love the noise of the chainsaw.
Its the sound of bodies hitting the ground.
Oh to see the body part when they fall.

I am known as the neighborhood slayer.
yet no one actually knows who I am.
But I killed the mayor.
Then I sacrificed a lamb.

All of my knives are covered in blood.
Yet I go to church to repent of my sins.
but my sins are covered in mud.
Its time to kill yet again.

The neighborhood slayer will always be free.
They can try really hard, they will never catch me.

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On Sunday October 26th, 2003, Loserland (134) writes:

this is sick shit...i like it

On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, SilentStalker (1320) writes:

...damn...your death poems are FUNNY...why can't I do that? good work, buddy... -Darun

On Thursday November 6th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

It just takes practice~whort_diddy

On Wednesday August 27th, 2003, An Expired Member (50) writes:

me: *holds up bowl* more death and gore, please you: what did you say!? me: i asked for more death and gore! you: *beats me*

On Wednesday August 27th, 2003, An Expired Member (50) writes:

sorry..i was in an oliver twist mindset. nice poem though. ^^

On Saturday September 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thats cool~whort_diddy

On Tuesday August 26th, 2003, Velvet_Raventon (697) writes:

It is an awful sonnet, but such a funny poem =) Keep making us laugh, Velvet.

On Saturday September 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

This sonnet is the best~whort_diddy

On Monday August 25th, 2003, manywalks (950) writes:

Gotta love a boy and his chainsaw. ~ mw

On Saturday September 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I should show you my chainsaw collection sometime~whort_diddy

On Monday August 25th, 2003, Ophelia (305) writes:

I must say I like this one, third verse very nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,O.

On Saturday September 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I liked the third verse too~whort_diddy

On Monday August 25th, 2003, _Andrew_ (298) writes:

haha, whort this is totally messed up, made me laugh my head off, MORE! MORE! lol *~*aNDReW*~*

On Monday August 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thanx I am glad you like it, you will get more soon~whort_diddy

On Monday August 25th, 2003, Raze Drake (103) writes:

good work. Keep it up.

On Monday August 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

thank you very much~whort_diddy

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