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There once was a girl who wasn't that old
She was only Five and I felt bold
I gave her some candy, and told her to give me head
Then I knocked her out and tied her to a bed
Then we made love til her pussy was cold

a whort_diddy production


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On Sunday September 19th, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (318) writes:
keep it up, whort. fuck these people that are trying to tell you how to write and criticizing you for the content of this piece...


On Sunday September 19th, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (318) writes:
...you expressed your thoughts perfectly...you made me cringe. such is life. well done. ///Jedi\\\


On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (341) writes:
lol I'm still young. Perhaps you could pick me up at the park after school? :-* Awesome work!!!


On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
thankyou very much~whort_diddy


On Friday August 22nd, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:
Urgh...the poor children..-Kefka


On Sunday August 24th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
lol, Thanks~whort_diddy


On Thursday August 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (50) writes:
Sick?! Sick?! Ha! This is tame. I love it! hehehe. Nice work!


On Thursday August 14th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
I'm glad you liked it, lol~whort_diddy


On Wednesday August 6th, 2003, An Expired Member (20) writes:
ok this is sick an WRONG...you need help...serious help...savvy? or maybe you just need a decent girl...


On Saturday August 9th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Oh yeah, it looks like someone has seen Pirates of the Caribean to many time, savvy,lol, It was a good movie, But you need to stop talking like a pirate,~Captain whort_diddy


On Thursday August 7th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Yeah, Yeah Yeah, actually I have already heard a similar rant from other people, Get some new material, thanx~whort_diddy


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (423) writes:
thats not disturbing you pussy.


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
I love you Crazy Dave~whort_diddy


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Your going down Crazy Dave, lol~whort_diddy


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (423) writes:
try me


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
lol, thats ok, You see, Crazy Dave, Ive been posting on this site for two years now, and Ive written a lot of sick shit, most of which I deleted. But I have ran out of ideas, so why don't you give me a few, thnx~whort_diddy


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, Loomer (21) writes:
Jesus man, has that stay down at Windermere made you even more demented? Anyway, I know your loving this feedback.


On Wednesday July 30th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Oh yeah, I love it alot P_man, ttyl~whort_diddy


On Saturday July 26th, 2003, Clementine (153) writes:
That was excellent...makes me want a fetus sandwich


On Sunday July 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
I here ya, I'm pretty hungry myself~whort_diddy


On Saturday July 26th, 2003, anathema (62) writes:
this is disgusting. you remind me why, exactly, i vote. i guess you've never been violated or molested in any way. i hope you never have children.


On Sunday September 19th, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (318) writes:
that's going a bit to far don't you think? whort didn't attack you personally with this piece...what gives?


On Sunday July 27th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Damn, that was a hell of a comment. anyways, if you ever have kids and want me to babysit just let me know I would love to~whort_diddy


On Monday August 25th, 2003, _Andrew_ (298) writes:
LoL OMG THAT WAS MEAN! HAHA


On Friday July 25th, 2003, beginning_poet (11) writes:
ok..........wut the hell was that all about..........ok........um.........nevermind, 'same deal as ophelia'


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
You love me, don't you~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, An Expired Member (16) writes:
YUK.. u sick freak..!!!! *BARF*


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Yeah yeah, I know, I'm sick, lol~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, An Expired Member (16) writes:
You should contact the nearest psychiatrist...


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
I tried that, her name was Rose, We made love then I killed her. I'm currently seeing her 10 year old daughter,lol~whort_diddy


On Thursday July 31st, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:
ha, you're good


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
I realize that this isn't actually isn't really a limeric, but I still think that it is funny, The next one will be an actual limeric, and it will be good~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, An Expired Member (20) writes:
right... eeewwwwww...


On Friday July 25th, 2003, Ophelia (305) writes:
you are so.........I promised my self no more name calling


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
Was the word you were going to use special, or wonderful, or perhaps sexy? Thank you very much for the comments Ophelia, It made me cry, Love~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, DarkPoet (225) writes:
whort, you are a sick bastard who deserves to be buggered by a glaive


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
That truely means a lot to me darkpoet, Keep it real home slice~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, An Expired Member (18) writes:
::pretends she never read this:: OOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYY #flower#


On Friday July 25th, 2003, boughtwithblood (296) writes:
this uhhh.. this isn't a limerick... you didn't use the right meter...


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
AABBA....yep it looks right to me. Somebody doen't know what a limerick is.~whort_diddy


On Friday July 25th, 2003, Godot (14) writes:
diddy, BWB wrote "meter" not "rhyme scheme." looks like someone is a moron. and even if this were a limerick, it would still be awful.


On Monday September 29th, 2003, SilentStalker (1320) writes:
Then I guess you hate mine, too...? Too bad...


On Friday July 25th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
My mistake, I saw that after I wrote my comment, oh well, I've been posting my sick poems for over two years now, and generally I have a good fan base. so with the exception of a few people, I am liked on this site. Have a wonderful day~whort_diddy



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