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"Immaculate Deception" by Myrrhkuri the fallen one

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Joseph went to work one day,
Mary decided that she must play.
She went down to the satin store,
and bought some clothes to be a whore.
By the time joe got home that night,
Mary had fucked every guy in site.
Nine months later the bastard Jesus was born,
"He's the son of God!" Mary had sworn.
Joseph was mad,infact he was pissed,
He put Mary's name on his dirty, bitch list.
Mary was crying "Is everything lost?",
"I'll prove my love, what will it cost?".
Joseph told Mary "this child must die!"
"Be it fire, or water or maybe crucify".
Joseph stomped and grunted for 32 years,
til Jesus was killed but days later reappeared.
       Life is a bitch!



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On Sunday November 19th, 2006, SamoneDrone (400) writes:
he he he. interesting.


On Sunday January 8th, 2006, dead_inside (45) writes:
thats ace, i love it! it made me laugh so hard, thankyou for making my day


On Monday December 19th, 2005, Crimson Shade (114) writes:
Another comcial view on religion... loving it!!


On Tuesday December 13th, 2005, An Expired Member (1) writes:
I love this poem. I finally have another new hero


On Wednesday November 30th, 2005, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (106) writes:
although deep and heartfelt...i don't believe it. There is alot of contradictions and changes made in christianity. The biggest being that Jesus Adam and Eve were more than likely black...if it's true why is this changed?


On Wednesday November 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (53) writes:
This is not accurate for the fact that JESUS was loved by HIS parents i'm sorry that you wrong though it has to do with us justifying our sinfull tendancies as humans...


On Wednesday November 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (53) writes:
we try to rationalize that there is no GOD inorder to live as we want to and that's the way it is the power of fact GOD is ALMIGHTY although misunderstood for allowing of pain...


On Wednesday November 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (53) writes:
to continue to haunt us believe me THERE IS A GOD AND THERE IS A TRUE RELIGION AND WE ARE SUBJECT TO THAT ACCEPT IT OR NOT! I'm not out to save souls anymore this is not my war...


On Wednesday November 30th, 2005, An Expired Member (53) writes:
...and I didn't ask to be herebut i will make it my effort to speak truth to further aid my people the human race from dying because of foolishness and lack of knowledge-PERSEVERANCE-


On Wednesday November 23rd, 2005, Wolk (55) writes:
Well i like it. Heh. Finally a guy who isnt boring.


On Tuesday November 22nd, 2005, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (106) writes:
sorry if it offends...I am just not a believer in the bible/religion...I could go into more if you want email me.


On Saturday November 19th, 2005, AAA (21) writes:
I hope this was a satire, and that you don't really feel that way. It was a good write, just not in my opinion content wise.


On Friday November 11th, 2005, An Expired Member (27) writes:
amusing, nice interpretatio of that story but Mary might feel overgone


On Thursday November 10th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (546) writes:
I'd say its quite an acomplishment to make me smile this early in the morning


On Wednesday November 9th, 2005, manywalks (947) writes:
"Sorta" huh? Nay, I would have never guessed. Welcome to DP. ~ mw


On Wednesday November 9th, 2005, Myrrhkuri the fallen one (106) writes:
this is sort of my views, as you can see I am sort of anti-religous. I figure if your g/f said I'm pregnant and it's god's kid, you'd call her a lying slut and leave. I would!



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