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why dogs are better then g/f (as told to me by my ex)

1. they love you no matter how fucked up you are

2.they dont care what time you get home their still happy to see you

3.they will stay with you even if your flat ass broke

4.you can chain them up anywere and it wont matter

and my personal fav....

5. you can play with other dogs and they wont care

*now i want to know if you can think of any more*

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On Friday October 13th, 2006, Jadedwings (356) writes:

they can lick thier own balls

On Monday March 27th, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (697) writes:

You can't chain them up and think they don't care... and if I dare to look at another dog, mine goes nuts =) That guy was just fucked up, and I'm glad he's your ex, because you deserve much better!! ~V.

On Sunday March 5th, 2006, DeviantxSeraph (29) writes:

Wow...guys can be so amazingly retarded...you should of smacked him for comparing you to a dog and then told him to go get one...

On Thursday February 9th, 2006, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

hahahahaha how strange i would use the same animal to differentiate with the male species....

On Sunday January 8th, 2006, Johny_D_Lewis (607) writes:

you can always bring another dog home to play with

On Saturday November 26th, 2005, JiNx (142) writes:

lol this made me giggle and I'd love to see one based on parents... My dog also gets jealous of others, humans or animals...

On Sunday November 20th, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1802) writes:

Damn wonderland.. That sucks

On Sunday November 20th, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1802) writes:

Ohh My dog gets jealus if I play with other dogs

On Sunday November 20th, 2005, evolve (2245) writes:

Mine pisses on my pillow when she gets mad. :(

On Sunday November 20th, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1802) writes:

LMAO Manywalks

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, manywalks (950) writes:

Well, in the case of a bf instead of gf, you can atke them have their hoo-ha's chopped off and they'll still love you. But I am developing a headache right now, so thats probably just mean. ~ mw

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, cherietree (25) writes:

this is funny poem hey u should right one bout parents

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, Darkest_Addiction (54) writes:

thats a good idea ill see what i can do

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, elisa (2017) writes:

but ..............what about sex...?

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, Darkest_Addiction (54) writes:

well ya never know the sick ass bastered could be screwing the dog

On Saturday November 19th, 2005, elisa (2017) writes:

yup ....that's what i was afraid of.....yikes.

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