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My Fetish

I'd love to get shit on by a unicorn
I only watch mystical animal porn
I find myself attracted to things that don't exist
Especially their shit, even when I try I can't resist
Sex just isn't the same when it's with a human
My mind wanders to fuzzy creatures when I'm with a person.

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On Wednesday September 28th, 2005, spaniellie (89) writes:

very nice. this is pretty fucking funny. i laughed out loud, and the fellow students looked at me more akwardly then i did to the poem!

On Tuesday September 27th, 2005, AHHH (239) writes:

oh, that was fantabulous. loved it to the tenth power.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, Lab Rat (315) writes:

seek therapy

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, evolve (2260) writes:

*slap* I liked it.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, evolve (2260) writes:

Holy fuck. That's Christ-like.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, evolve (2260) writes:

I'm kinda glad this was listed a comedy, however.

On Sunday September 11th, 2005, serotonin lost (240) writes:

umm this is wierd,,,, but i love it!!!

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