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Morning wood, morning wood you wake me with glee for what I thought was a boner I only had to pee.
Morning wood, morning wood I stretch and you say hi I get too close and you spit in my eye.
Morning wood, morning wood I squeeze you so tight for all the vodka i drank i coulden't wake you up last night.
Morning wood, morning wood where did you go your fast asleep I shouldn't have snotred that blow.
Morning wood, morning wood you are my bro even in the times that my hand says no.
Morning wood, morning wood what else can I say this poem is over lets hit the hay.



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On Friday September 19th, 2008, MishiMuffin (28) writes:
hilarious :D


On Saturday July 22nd, 2006, Nail Bunny (227) writes:
That is truly an amazing write. It's funny, but almost serious, no, wait, it's just fuckin hilarious. Wonderful!


On Wednesday July 12th, 2006, Thorn (436) writes:
I still get a kick out of this write. And I don't see you around enough.


On Friday October 14th, 2005, An Expired Member (5) writes:
fuckin great funny


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, Thorn (436) writes:
Heh. That rawks.


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, mysticventures (546) writes:
:) gotta love that wood - really good write


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, redtearswhitesnow (90) writes:
hahaha rofl,thats good


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, blue (1749) writes:
:P lol.. thanks for the laugh man! Just for that I'll throw in a poster of our spokelady.. grrrr.. she's hot. ~b


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, Esau (279) writes:
that's some funny shit right there


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (985) writes:
"Morning wood, morning wood I squeeze you so tight for all the vodka i drank i coulden't wake you up last night" lol goddamn the fifth stage of whiskey dick. This was classic. ~Ship!


On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, Jerrica (124) writes:
hahaha, oooh thats funny darling Lost, You never cease to amaze me. Go morning wood! *J*


On Sunday October 9th, 2005, Jerrica (124) writes:
I had to read it again just to make me smile today. All I can say is CLASSIC. *J*



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