IMYRMAN

he says,
"honey can i suck on your tities?"

and i was like,
"ummm....if you can somehow see me and touch me through your computer screen, then you are most welcome to."

and he laughed (LOL) and thought i was being coy

and then he says,
"you're making me hard."

and i was like,
"you mean your computer is...or your hand."

and he laughed (ROFL)because he liked my sarcasm.

and then he says,
"i'm going to thrust my hard penis into your warm opening."

and i was like,
"you try that and i swear i will cut it off and stick it up your ass."

and he said he'd like that.

and i laughed (HAHAHA) at the horny bastard, disgusted at the thought
of him having anal sex with himself.

*for IMYRMAN, whereever the hell he is, getting off on his computer.

© froG_pRinceSs 1999

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