Wednesday, October 22, 2003
there once was a boy named billyand h wae was a drag queen....scitt you know i lover theso with antisiapation qand your mother on a bun. i rape you witha pink flamingo...you know the lawn ornament ones.....yeah i reape you with them...... and you know what there isa but plug in you are and i do imerna i dont know i did not put it there or somethinf like that and i dont jkinow !!!!!!!!do you have syphilis of the mouth b/c ido. you got it from me sex sex sex sex dexc dex sex sex wex bleh sex! I wnat you iron rod, oh baby, take me like a flamingo dancer! you sexai stud you, i like it when hair is armpit butter.it is orange and i am okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and i am chuggn like i mean i let fynnn have the rest sharing = kindergarten b/c i share and i passsed kindergarten and i share with everybody b/.c mrs macarthur taught me too. and yooooooooooou need a straw fr your drik scotty . its a log email, big p is hot. i think he is cool but jihn is the shit. id do him.
do you know that when you call someone an asshole you calling them nothing because a hole does not cotain anything but bras and ear wax and there is nothing better than some sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
do youknow whtat i am trying to say to you becuase i dont know i cant spell and this is flynnnnnnnnnn
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and steph isback. and cool as ever. and this is zach, apparently the alcht didnt hit me quite as hard as the others. although as i understand your're pretty hot, and i like that about you *suggestive wink*. its step again. i love yu. scotty j youre the shit. dont tell. i liike john lots. shhhh. dont te. if iwasnt smashed i wouldnt tel lyou. but i really like johnny
quest a lto. big p... we had fun whenyou left he gave me a high five then we waled outtoghether hes funny. i think im gone. i cant walk. its funny. but i loooooooooooooooooooooooooove you. and your dog is cool. do you have a dog . hahaha thats funny. i hav to go. love you. scotts da man. johns da man too. i liek him. did i tel lyou? oh mygsh i will be so embarrassed about this later...but yeahi wont remember until i tell you. wait. you tell me. thats what i meat i got confusedd. i dont know. ueha ok. i lo ve you. bye scott j
~steph FLYNNN ZAcH
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