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Skeleton Sex

If skeletons had sex
It is very interesting to see
Bones breaking,
Skeletal structures failing…

Thrusting…

Screaming…

Chomping…

Squirming and flailing….

Oh and kissing (HA HA)
Well it would look like they were gnawing on each others teeth….

So I guess that is why skeletons don’t have sex...
It would be messy…

And the end result of this night
Of undead ecstasy would be…

A pile of dust…

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On Tuesday April 17th, 2007, silent circus (380) writes:

well, usual is messy, and dirty, if u like it that way, skeletal sex, its sad in a way, not being able to accomplish your desires, your pleasure, your most intimates of intamates,,,,that would be a bummer ~*dani*~

On Thursday October 6th, 2005, An Expired Member (57) writes:

lol and what were you thinking while writing that?

On Sunday September 25th, 2005, An Expired Member (58) writes:

its a good idea, but it could definitely use a few touch ups in your sentence structure and elimination of a few key words.

On Friday August 26th, 2005, ApathysKiss (463) writes:

how necro

On Tuesday August 2nd, 2005, stormtalk (909) writes:

Very cool idea... but I think with a little polishing, you could assemble it better.

On Tuesday August 2nd, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:

Wow. All I can say is this was original and gave me a great wake up laugh. Thanks for jump starting my mind with this lol. ~Ship!

On Tuesday August 2nd, 2005, Velvet_Raventon (695) writes:

Interesting... Not really a rant, though... ~V.

On Sunday July 31st, 2005, Sticky Kitty (321) writes:

I liked it. Nice write. -kitty

On Sunday July 31st, 2005, PoeticHellion (250) writes:

I like it. It's very... interesting.

On Friday July 29th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:

hmmmm

On Friday July 29th, 2005, elisa (2018) writes:

i picture two anorexics clank'n cosmetic metal re-enforced bones....twisted nicely:)

On Friday July 29th, 2005, Dancing_Monkey (1821) writes:

Funny and interesting

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