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Nursery Rhymes for tiny tots
Aren't always as they seem
Hidden deep within the books
Are stories left unseen

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
How you wonder where you are
In back alleys getting high
Until you choke and then you die

Peter, Peter, Wife-Abuser
Had a wife but couldn't do her
So he locked her up away
Until he was done with his hooker.

The itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the bathroom wall
A little girl got scared to death
And killed him with her doll

Little Bo Peep
Met a guy online
And went out to go meet him
It turns out he was 44
And now she's not a virgin

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill
And now they have a son

Little Miss Muffet
Died on her tuffet
After eating her curds and way
It seems that the spider
Had poisoned her cider
And now he's locked up away

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack knocked over the candlestick
Burnt his home down to the ground
His ashen body never found

Rock-a-bye- Baby
On the tree top
Your daddy's in jail
Got felt up by cop
For snorting some crack
And beating up Momma
For saying she's leaving
And taking you with

Hansel and Gretel got lost in the woods
And were found by a wicked old witch
She killed Gretel and ate her up
Then had some fun with Hansel

Old King Cole was a perverted old soul
And a perverted old soul was he
He called for his penis
He called for a knife
And he called for his eunecs, three.

Nursery rhymes for tiny tots
Aren't always what they seem,
Hidden deep within the poems
Lie stories left unseen.



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On Friday May 23rd, 2008, colorapathy (63) writes:
this poem amused me for a moment, but it doesn't flow as well as I'd like it to. The random switch from rhyming to not with little bo peep threw me off a bit as well.


On Friday May 9th, 2008, Lord Shay (13) writes:
hahaha very very good, i loved it ;D the last few lines were a great ending to a hilarious poem XD


On Saturday February 9th, 2008, Miss Mars (380) writes:
this was INCREDIBLE!! woah! i love the jack and jill one. you forget humpty dumpty tho, thats a little verse dedicated to losing ur virginity.... :D this is a master piece. love it. -mars


On Friday February 8th, 2008, yru1 (31) writes:
Very ingenious. I love it.


On Friday February 8th, 2008, The Undead Weasel (13) writes:
LOL! yes... now i realize why they keep the truth hidden from innocent children.


On Friday February 8th, 2008, Pseudonynill (182) writes:
You made me s m i l e SMILEY:)


On Thursday August 23rd, 2007, An Expired Member (15) writes:
this is wickedly beautiful *runs in a dark corner*


On Tuesday August 14th, 2007, Reefer_rave (238) writes:
This is so fun yet more. I love it


On Tuesday June 20th, 2006, Doc (190) writes:
im glad to see your an optomist


On Tuesday June 20th, 2006, Doc (190) writes:
thats certainly interesting


On Sunday June 11th, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (408) writes:
this is really cool in a modern day "Canterbury Tales"-ish mixed with "Southpark" sort of way. ~pf


On Saturday June 10th, 2006, An Expired Member (2) writes:
wow. thats beautiful


On Tuesday March 14th, 2006, Esau (281) writes:
simply and purely amazing. excellent write.


On Friday November 4th, 2005, xserratedsoulx (284) writes:
the jack and jill one is my favorite!! i have one i wrote a year or so ago on mary had a little lamb. ~lauren~


On Thursday October 27th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1259) writes:
Haha...oh gawd, that was just genius!


On Wednesday October 12th, 2005, little butterfly (43) writes:
this was hillariouse youll have to write another


On Wednesday October 12th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (559) writes:
I'm gonna have to agree with shadowyevangel, this is fucking awesome, its sick, perverted, disgusting, wrong, and fucking hilarious......say hello to my bookmarks


On Tuesday October 11th, 2005, TwilightMelodies (1093) writes:
*Snorts and chokes* AHAHAH! This is sick, wrong, and EFFING BRILLIANT! Damn, dunno why you have no other comments. Wonderful piece!!! I love it!!! LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!! *Evangel*



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