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Your Mother's A Pornstar

So i was just thinking.....
You know they have pornos with pregnant women?
Even ones where they have a giant orgy, then give birth right in the middle of it.
Crazy, yeah?
Anyway, like i said, i was thinking.

What would you do if you were innocently browsing through porn with your buddies
Laughing at all the weird shit people get off on nowadays
And you saw your mother
As the star of a PREGGERS ORGY
And you're an only child?

Fucked up, ain't it?

What would you think?
Would you think that this is some kinda fucked-up shit that no one should ever have to deal with?

Or would you think
"Go Dad, you married a pornstar!"

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On Thursday August 7th, 2008, Amaryllis (169) writes:

I nearly peed my pants reading this. Good shit!

On Wednesday August 6th, 2008, Marionette Mars (506) writes:

omg this is amazing :D -mars

On Saturday April 29th, 2006, Disturbedzero-nine (11) writes:

Hell yes! Fucking great! Did you see that episode of South Park when Cartman and his friends were looking at German Scat Porn where his mom was being shit on!?

On Friday February 24th, 2006, An Expired Member (9) writes:

Very lurid indeed

On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, lordshadow (215) writes:

props to my pop.

On Sunday October 23rd, 2005, peril_notion (123) writes:

LMAO I would be traumatized, that's for damn sure.

On Friday October 21st, 2005, braindead_poet (581) writes:

lol..... that is fucked up.

On Sunday October 9th, 2005, blue (1749) writes:

lmao!! :P I.. don't want to think about it.. haha too funny. ~b

On Sunday October 9th, 2005, An Expired Member (57) writes:

i love it...made me laugh

On Wednesday September 14th, 2005, Possesion (192) writes:

>.< OMG i thought that i was the ONLY person who thought about that crap! ..And people said i was weird..look at you now! ku ku ku

On Wednesday September 14th, 2005, SilentStalker (1324) writes:

...I think that I'd check my head, and other possibly exposed areas for soft spots or points of impact that I could claim as accidental damage through my insurance...

On Wednesday September 14th, 2005, An Expired Member (58) writes:

hahahahahaha, holy fucking shit, i cant stop laughing! interesting thought :P

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, Omalleyjr (27) writes:

lol. good, and quite humerous

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, Anna Helianthus (1160) writes:

haha this is fuckin hilarious.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, Army Barbie (499) writes:

HA. Damn fine work ya gots goin on. You think one could die of laughter? We shall see. Great job, thanks.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, Esau (281) writes:

holy shit. i can't stop laughing. do tell, is this really just a thought, or do you know someone? wow.

On Tuesday September 13th, 2005, suicideseason (2144) writes:

God...you're a fucking savage...a path of razor blades...still people come to the end of the path and wonder why they're bleeding to death...Fucking monster.Awesome.

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