What follows are the lyrics to a song I've posted on NewGrounds. If you want to hear it, cut and paste the following URL into your address bar and prepare to be amused... or just bemused:
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/150943
THE LYRICS:
The Yeti has stolen my girlfriend.
I wonder what he'll do with her, my girlfriend?
She did not believe in them, my girlfriend...
but now she's been kidnapped by one of them.
Yeti... where did you go?
Yeti... I really got to know.
My girlfriend... I miss her.
I hope that I will see her again coz I really want to kiss her.
But my girlfriend was kidnapped by the Yeti.
He snuck up and snatched her, the Yeti.
I heard her as she screamed at him, the Yeti.
It was really mean of him, that Yeti.
Yeti... where did you go?
Yeti... I really got to know.
My girlfriend... I miss her.
I hope that I will see her again coz I really want to kiss her.
I found them together, my girlfriend (and the Yeti)
I caught them two kissing, my girlfriend (and the Yeti)
I could not believe that she would go for him (that fuckin' Yeti)
The Yeti had stolen my girlfriend.
Yeti... what have you done?
Yeti... you made me so glum.
My girlfriend... I thought she was the one...
but now instead I gotta try again
coz my girlfriend was stolen by the Yeti.
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