What follows are the lyrics to a song I've posted on NewGrounds. If you want to hear it, cut and paste the following URL into your address bar and prepare to be amused... or just bemused:

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/133427


THE LYRICS:

I'm being stalked by a vegetable
I'm being hunted like an animal
There's a killer cucumber after me
I'm being stalked

I know it don't seem reasonable
Ya know I know it sounds impossible
But there's a killer cucumber after me

He's an ugly sucker cumber with beady eyes
A lumpy rotten head and a psycho smile
I'm being stalked by a vegetable
I'm being stalked

I was walking through the shopping mall
The day was pretty typical
That's when the killer cucumber laughed at me

He chased me through a cinema
I lost him in the parking lot
But then the killer cucumber cornered me

He's an ugly sucker cumber with beady eyes
A lumpy rotten head and a psycho smile
He dribbled as he screamed at me "time to die"
I swear that's when he knocked me out...

I woke up in a swimming pool
My clothes were torn and pitiful
The killer cucumber had tortured me

And now I see him every place I go
I'm being stalked by a vegetable
Yeah now I see him every place I go
I'm being stalked by a vegetable

I'm being stalked.

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