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I might be a dick, but if you don't let me fuck this asshole you and I will both end up covered in shit. Or just smell a lot.



FOLLOW THIS LINK TO VIEW MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES:

http://thebardofblasphemy.newgrounds.com

You can check out music I've made, satirical stick figure toons, the cover band I play drums for, plus any other websites that float my gravy boat. Eventually there should be a few flash animations to show off as well...



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TheBardOfBlasphemy's Works

Lyrics (Horror)	07/04/2008	Welcome to hell (death metal mp3)
Lyrics (Comedy)	06/14/2008	the yeti stole my girlfriend
Lyrics (Comedy)	03/30/2008	Attack of the Killer Cucumber
Poetry (Political)	03/06/2005	this mangled, rotting world....
Poetry (Reflective)	03/06/2005	Madness X
Poetry (Political)	03/06/2005	The Incontinence of Continents
Short Story (Horror)	03/06/2004	A tough job...
Poetry (Philosophical)	03/06/1999	The Number of the Beast
Other (Comedy)	08/26/2005	CONSPIRACY NEWS... The Six-Out you never knew
Other (Comedy)	08/24/2005	CONSPIRACY NEWS... 'The DaVinci Code' secrets revealed
Other (Comedy)	08/17/2005	MUSIC NEWS... Interview with the Backstreet Boys
Other (Comedy)	08/09/2005	MOVIE NEWS... Russel Crowe stars in Deep Shit
Other (Comedy)	08/08/2005	SCIENCE NEWS... why men like boobs
Poetry (Ironic)	03/06/2004	The Perfect Poem
Poetry (Reflective)	03/06/2001	Aren't you?
Poetry (Depressed)	03/06/2001	VOICES No.5
Poetry (Depressed)	03/06/2002	Happiness
Poetry (Horror)	03/06/2002	Madness IV

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