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Man Poem

I improved this just randomly one day. It's only temporary; mostly here to assure people that I am still around, if only rarely. Enjoy... or don't, as you so choose.

Motorcycles and muscle cars
Cheap hookers and smokey bars
A case of beer and loud guitars
Fights, late nights, and badass scars

Tattoos, trucks, and muscle T's
Guns, knives, the UFC
Fishing, racing, the WWE
Hardware stores and ATV's

Action movies, never lame
Sunday evening football game
Guts, glory, hall of fame
Guys pretty much all think the same

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On Tuesday August 21st, 2007, Mylissa (1057) writes:

Not sure how I missed this but I am absolutely glad I read it. I am smiling now as it is funny and a touch of sarcastic wonder...wonderfully done.

On Monday August 20th, 2007, blue (1756) writes:

you forgot tacos o.O))

On Monday August 20th, 2007, Nail Bunny (222) writes:

YAY!!!! This is great... Funny, true, but with a touch of mockery (or so it seems)

On Tuesday August 21st, 2007, Thorn (434) writes:

Yes, indeed.

On Thursday August 9th, 2007, gigantopithecusragno (23) writes:

Ladies of the evening, A service do provide, Rapists have no excuse, Deserve their life "inside"...

On Tuesday August 7th, 2007, elisa (1990) writes:

...makes me feel like the most masculine feminine on the face of th earth..........i always knew the 'penis' was the 'tit'ular head..... haha...... love this.

On Monday August 6th, 2007, veingo (588) writes:

Heh,heh. Hell yeah. ^V^

On Monday August 6th, 2007, Army Barbie (487) writes:

That's so odd, because I think that way too. Where's Jason always going? Love the words babe, as usual.

On Monday August 6th, 2007, Ainsof (1860) writes:

I often wonder just how different the world would be if we were not always already seeing through a lens of gender; you've captured the stereotype perfectly, and if gender is a continuum rather than a binary, then the logic of two genders is really a myth

On Monday August 6th, 2007, Ainsof (1860) writes:

enforced (to varying degrees) upon all the variously oriented members of our grand society. Cheers! love the rhyme!

On Monday August 6th, 2007, saintedmad (1148) writes:

yes.. .i echo Mab:: except for the hookers... the Monday Night Football music intro [not the HAnk garbage, the musical little snippet] used to turn me on drastically. .. so despite being a woman, i am a likin this piece [of poetry that is ;} ]

On Monday August 6th, 2007, Mab (973) writes:

lol..this made me smile! I'm not a big fan of football,hookers, or wrestling, but the rest describes my likes rather well. oh well, guess i'm just a tomboy at heart :P

On Monday August 6th, 2007, An Expired Member (3) writes:

Hey, that reminds me... I need to get to the Home Depot. IN MY TRUCK!!! that happens to be shaped like a mini-van :-)

On Monday August 6th, 2007, sIo (872) writes:

this is cute and the rhyme scheme is almost perfectly done.

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