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My friend Jared attacked me not once, but twice, on my 17th birthday party....



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On Thursday September 28th, 2006, Drifter (355) writes:
owned


On Tuesday May 2nd, 2006, An Expired Member (8) writes:
eww


On Wednesday February 15th, 2006, An Expired Member (2) writes:
you have beautiful eyes and you're beautiful yourself even with the cake on your face.


On Monday March 6th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
and yet she does not ever see it... owell her loss :P


On Thursday January 26th, 2006, An Expired Member (3) writes:
Wow lots of replies... Mine is didn't Jared clean it off or was he full? love, me :-)


On Friday January 27th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
...lmao ma....ewwww..gross....jared's like a little brother to me.....just...taller......lol


On Thursday January 12th, 2006, TaintedButterfly (1020) writes:
I hope you had a great birthday! Looks to me like it was quite fun. Happy Belated Birthday vaultgrl :)


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, SilentStalker (1314) writes:
...if it weren't for the bits of cake, I'd say that that didn't look like frosting...but hey, we don't need to pry into that, now do we...?


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
Darun be careful... see Inferno.... well just be nice with crista... hehe


On Friday January 13th, 2006, SilentStalker (1314) writes:
...umm, read half my stuff, and you'll see why I'm not really worried about anyone here that seems a little crazy...that just makes things more interesting...


On Friday January 13th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
you know what i ment.... and i did read most your stuff..... and you are right... but you know what i was trying to say


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
well...there was that--oops!...lol....i guess we can TRY to keep our minds clean for w few minutes, lol....


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, elisa (1993) writes:
absolutely!!......sometimes a mess can be fun;)


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, NikesRain (1441) writes:
*nods* fun indeed.... but you all had fun though right?


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
yea, we had a blast, it was my first real and surprise birthday party in the 17 yrs i been alive!


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, An Expired Member (2) writes:
Such pretty eyes, but you should really smile more, don't always look like your cat died!!!


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
thanks adam.....and if you give me a reason to smile, i will surely oblige.....:P....


On Monday February 20th, 2006, SilentStalker (1314) writes:
...you really shouldn't have put that thought in my head... :P


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, Urban Shipwreck (966) writes:
Well at least, unlike me, you don't have a huge beard a-growin. Cos that would have gotten all in it. And I rarely shower so it'd have gotten all gross. I probably still would have eaten it eventually. Bwahaha. Jk. ~Ship!


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, James_the_Saint (128) writes:
I'm sorry, I'll bring a moist towel for you to clean up with?


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
so crista... where is a Pic where you look real hot... i know there is one out there...


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
no...not really....all of my pics look crappy...I'll try to get one at some point i guess.....bt don't hold your breath cause you'll surely run out of air.....lol


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
well how come your hot but not your Pics?


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
i am not hot, thats why my pics aren't....


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
well seeing how i am the male... well you know...


On Wednesday January 11th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
i do dont worry


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
lol, if you say so.....lol


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, snowdrop (2315) writes:
Yummy? XD ..you look so utterly hurt.


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, Adaml (244) writes:
its cause i made her take a Pic it was better being there


On Tuesday January 10th, 2006, vaultgrl (233) writes:
he stopped me right before i got to the bathroom.....evil meanie pants....lol....but figured i should post it before someone else uses it for blackmail...lol



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